Fuck Yeah Glee Troll Secrets

This is a sort of passive-aggressive backlash to the wank that is the Glee Secrets tumblrs.

If you know how to troll properly, you'll know what kind of secrets belong here. If not, then get your ass back to the original Glee secrets pronto.

Your wank is not welcome here unless it's for teh lulz.

Things You Should Know About This Blog

1. If I don't think your photo is something 99% of my followers will find funny (for whatever reason), I will not use it. Some of you guys have been trying to sneak in some real wank/secrets with no humor and that just ain't gonna fly. Go back to the other secret blogs. This is for us to trololol at, even those who the secret is indirectly satirizing.

2. Your secret must be on a picture. Unless, of course, you inform me in the message that you don't have the capability to make one. If your secret is funny enough and if I have the time, I'll put it on one for you.

3. If you can, just send your picture in your message. It's kind of tedious to have to click a link and then post the pictures myself instead of just sending them to my queue right away.

4. I get lots and lots of pictures every day. At any given time there are about 45-60 sitting in my queue waiting to be published, while another 30-50 are on a folder in my computer waiting to be put into the queue. I do not publish on a first-come, first-serve basis, but rather on what is funniest/most original/satirical/etc. The likelihood is that you will not see your secret published immediately. PLEASE do not ask me why your picture hasn't been published or where it is, etc, etc, etc. I will either get to it eventually or I deleted it because it wasn't what I wanted on this blog, whether it was too wanky/triggering, not funny, or just an over-used joke. I have neither the time nor the patience to explain to each and every one of you why I decided to not include your picture or why it hasn't shown up yet, etc, so don't waste your time asking me.

5. Look at the name, folks. This is a troll blog. We make fun of characters/actors/ships/the fandom of Glee. I'm not going to not-post something hilarious because it's poking fun at your precious favorite character/actor/ship. If you can't take a joke, then please let me know in an embarrassingly illiterate display of anger in my askbox so I can expose you for the idiot that you truly are.

That's all for now. Keep trollin'.